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Chapter II · The Lantern That Would Not Light
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[Illustration: An old brass lantern waits on the wooden bench under a living tree, beside tiny Gary in his wizard hat.] https://innergeniusacademy.com/myth/chapter-01-lantern-bench.webp The sound beneath the bench stopped. Else waited. Nothing moved. The blue butterfly was gone. The bells had fallen silent. Even the trees had returned to looking like ordinary trees—innocent, leafy, and quite certain that they had never hidden a path in their lives. A drop of water fell from a fern. Somewhere high above, a branch creaked in the wind. The old bench smelled of wet bark, cold iron, and the faint sweetness of leaves beginning to warm. The lantern stood where Else had found it. The sound came again. It was unmistakably laughter. “Hello?” A pause followed. Then a voice, small and gravelly, said: “That depends.” “On what?” “Whether you are selling something.” Else set down the paper cup and crouched. Two enormous eyes looked back from the shadows. As Else’s eyes adjusted, the rest of the stranger appeared piece by piece: six orange legs, two careful claws, a shell polished smooth by travel, and a blue wizard’s hat decorated with crooked gold stars. The hat had plainly been made for something with a very different head. One side rested on the shell. The pointed top bent beneath the bench. A tiny brass buckle had been added in a place where no buckle could possibly help. A tiny clipboard rested against one claw. Else stared. A recording in a brass fox was one thing. This was alive. It shifted its weight, scratched its shell, and waited. “What the hell?” The creature made a mark on the clipboard. “What did you write?” “Traveler responds to unexpected hermit crab by becoming less articulate.” “You’re a hermit crab.” Another mark. “Recovery is promising.” The hermit crab climbed from beneath the bench with surprising dignity for someone whose hat had slipped over one eye. “Gary,” he said. “Gary?” “Acting Deputy Custodian of Unscheduled Arrivals, Minor Wonders, and Biscuits.” Gary straightened the hat with one claw. “The biscuit department is mostly a hope at present.” “Else,” he said. “My name.” Gary added it to the form. Else looked toward the path, then back at Gary. “Where am I?” Gary considered this. “Beside a bench.” “I can see that.” “Excellent. Orientation is going well.” Gary climbed onto the bench. He was smaller than the hat had suggested and larger than any hermit crab Else had ever met. Admittedly, none of those meetings had taken place at the end of an impossible road. Gary’s shell was the color of river clay. Pale lines curled around it like tiny roads on an old map. Several brass hooks had been fastened along one side, and from them hung a pencil, a folded ruler, and a spoon. “Why do you have a spoon?” “Readiness.” “For what?” “That is the purpose of readiness.” Else looked beneath the bench again. There was no hidden door, no person operating a puppet, no speaker, and no sensible opening through which Gary could have arrived. The earth beneath the seat was pressed into a shallow hollow lined with moss, three acorn caps, and a square of fabric patterned with moons. “Do you live under there?” “I maintain an office.” “Under a bench.” “Aboveground property is extremely competitive.” Else reached toward Gary, then stopped short of the shell. Gary noticed. “Touching staff without permission requires Form Twelve.” “There’s actually a Form Twelve?” “There is now.” He wrote the title at the top of a blank sheet. Else sat at the far end of the bench. The lantern stood between them. For a moment, neither spoke. Perhaps the strange morning would give up: Gary would become a damp leaf, the forest path an ordinary field, and the lantern a bit of junk. Instead, Gary scratched one line from the form because he had misspelled permission. “You misspelled that.” “Institutional dialect.” Else laughed despite every intention not to. Gary checked a box. “What was that?” “Voluntary respiration with sound. Promising.” “It was a laugh.” “I prefer careful records.” “The Academy,” Else said. “Is it a school?” “Occasionally people learn things. We try not to let that become an entrance requirement.” “Who built it?” Gary turned the clipboard facedown. Beyond the clearing, something knocked three times inside the trunk of a tree. “There are accounts,” he said. “The oldest contradict the newest. The newest contradict the plumbing.” “And you live here without knowing?” “I live here knowing where the dry places are. Some mornings that is a considerable achievement.” The knocking came again. A narrow seam opened high in the bark, released a thread of woodsmoke, and closed. Gary watched it with an expression Else had not yet seen: hopeful, and trying to look otherwise. “That,” he said, “has been shut for a very long time.” * * * Else picked up the lantern. It was heavier than it looked. The brass was cool enough to make his fingers ache. The glass held no soot. There was no candle, no wick, no oil, and no little tank where fuel might be hiding. In fact, there was nowhere inside it for any sensible flame to live. He turned it over. “It’s empty.” “That is one interpretation,” Gary said. “It has no fuel.” “A related interpretation.” Else searched the frame for a latch. There was none. A thumb pressed every seam. A fingernail tested the base. The handle folded down. The top turned half an inch and stopped. One promising screw proved to be exactly as useless as it looked. Up close, the lantern was stranger. Fine lines covered the brass frame. They were too shallow to be words and too simple to be pictures. They curved around the glass, came close to one another, and opened again before they could meet. A little green rust gathered in the lower joints. One side had been dented and patiently hammered back into shape. Whoever repaired it had not tried to hide the repair. The glass contained several small bubbles. When he held the lantern toward the trees, each bubble caught a different piece of the world. One held the blue of the vanished butterfly. One held the ordinary road behind the ivy. One held a distant golden window that disappeared whenever the lantern was lowered. Else raised it again. Only branches appeared. “Is this mine?” Gary considered the question with more seriousness than expected. “It is with you.” “That’s not ownership.” “Correct.” “Who left it?” “Someone who is not currently collecting it.” “Do you know?” Gary’s eyes moved toward the old tree above them. Sunlight slid down the bark and rested on the brim of his hat. “New arrivals are very fond of knowing.” Irritation rose. “I’d be fonder of an answer,” Else said. “I have heard rumors.” “Has anyone ever lit it?” he asked. “Certainly.” “How?” “Differently.” Else took out the phone and switched on its light. The white beam passed through the empty lantern and made a bright square on the ground. “There.” Gary leaned close to the square. “You have successfully illuminated a leaf.” “The lantern has light in it.” “The lantern has a phone behind it.” “Light is light.” Gary looked from the beam to the dark path ahead. “Is it?” Else lowered the phone. Darkness returned to the lantern without apology. The phone’s screen reflected in the curved glass. Twelve bright notifications gathered around his reflected face. Messages waited in red circles. A calendar reminder covered one eye. A battery warning hovered near his mouth. For one instant, the lantern seemed full of urgent red points. One red point pressed itself against the glass. It grew wings. Before he could move, a tiny red moth slipped through a bubble in the glass and circled the bench. Its wings were shaped like two sharp little envelopes. Each time they beat, a familiar voice whispered, Just checking in. A second moth escaped. Then a third. Soon the air above the lantern flickered with small red wings. One announced a calendar reminder. One asked whether he had seen the photograph of the broken thing. Another had no message at all but looked urgent enough to be opened immediately. He reached for the phone. Gary reached for the spoon. “Finally,” he said. “Readiness.” He held the spoon upside down above the lantern. The moths gathered beneath it as if it were a moon. “What are they?” “Borrowed urgency,” Gary said. “Very bright. Terrible at directions.” Borrowed urgency could glow, whisper, and grow wings. It still could not tell Else where to go. The moth with no message landed between his eyes. Else switched off the phone. As the screen went dark, the moths vanished. He switched it on again. The points returned. Off. Gone. “See?” he said. “It responds.” Gary’s eyes moved from the lantern to Else. “So do you.” Gary made another mark. “What was that one?” “Light borrowed from outside, briefly mistaken for light from within.” “Do you have a form for everything?” “No. Several forms remain unapproved.” * * * Else tried friction next, rubbing the brass until both hands were warm. Effort could be measured, increased, and—when it stopped making sense—applied in greater quantities. Nothing happened. The lantern was shaken, tapped, inspected against the sky, then addressed in the firm voice normally used for machines that had forgotten their purpose. Nothing happened with increasing clarity. Else tried heat. The paper cup still held enough warmth to fog a small patch of glass. The mist appeared on the inside of the lantern even though the cup remained outside. It curled into a thin line. He leaned closer, but the line slipped away before its shape could be understood. “Did you see that?” Gary had begun measuring his spoon. “I saw condensation become management’s responsibility.” Else tried the words from the note twice. Nothing. Then the emphasis changed. “The lantern you seek is already within.” Gary turned the spoon over. “Perhaps it dislikes theater.” “There must be a phrase.” “Why?” “Because someone wrote one down.” “People write down many things. I once found a receipt promising an excellent omelet.” “Was it excellent?” “The evidence was consumed.” Else tried silence for almost six seconds, then filled it with a question. “You could ask it,” Gary suggested. “Ask it what?” “I do not know. It is your conversation.” “It’s a lantern.” “You have spent the last several minutes arguing with it. I assumed you had established a relationship.” He looked down the path. Beyond the first trees, the ground divided around a bed of ferns. One path bent left beside a narrow stream. The other climbed right between roots and silver stones. Neither had a sign. Neither looked more magical than the other. Far above them, beyond branches and morning mist, something pale suggested a tower—or perhaps a cloud pretending to be one. “Which way is the Academy?” Gary adjusted his hat. “Yes.” Else chose the left path. * * * Nine minutes later, Else arrived beside the bench. Gary was already there. He had acquired a biscuit. The left path had seemed reliable at first. It descended beneath white birches and followed a narrow stream. Brown water, clear as tea, whispered over round stones. Else marked the first fork by stacking three rocks. At the second, a strip was torn from the edge of the list and tied around a branch. At the third, the compass on the phone pointed north, then east, then asked to be recalibrated by moving the device in a figure eight. He performed the figure eight. A squirrel watched from a root with the grave attention of a licensing official. The stream bent once, passed beneath a fallen trunk, and entered a patch of green ferns. He pushed through them and nearly walked into the paper cup beside the bench. The three stacked rocks were already there. They now supported Gary’s biscuit. “You knew that would happen.” “I suspected the path might continue being itself.” Else chose the right path. It climbed until the air cooled and pale light shone between tContinue reading →